I found a mildly humorous Top 10 list to determine if I am "Emergent." I edited it slightly to transition it to a level of somewhat humorous.
You might be Emergent if...
10. ... you have never read one of the "Left Behind Books" or prayed the "Prayer of Jabez" or led the "40 Days of Purpose."
You might be Emergent if...
10. ... you have never read one of the "Left Behind Books" or prayed the "Prayer of Jabez" or led the "40 Days of Purpose."
9. ... you know that a megachurch only belongs on VH1's "I Love the '80's."
8. ... you wouldn't be surprised to see Gandhi in heaven but you would be floored to see Jerry Falwell.
7. ... you argue that the Beast is America and the Anti-Christ is Pat Robertson.
6. ... your mentor just used profanity and it seemed appropriate.
5. ... you honored your pastor with a box of fine cigars.
4. ... your hair looks like a bad midwestern version of Ryan Seacrest's.
3. ... you carry a Nalgene water bottle in a North Face backpack while complaining about consumerism.
2. ... you purchase your church supplies from a Buddhist book shop.
1. ... your favorite Carson is Daily but definitely not Don.
Based on the above list I am 80% Emergent. Which two do not apply to me?
Based on the above list I am 80% Emergent. Which two do not apply to me?
7 comments:
uhh... 10 and 2?? haha
Nice.
5 and 2 and OMG HAHA LOL
You've prayed the prayer of Jabez and I don't think you gave your pastor a box of fine cigars. I know who your mentor is and I'm sure he used profanity both appropriately and not appopriately. You should here my mentor at times:)
Here is that site I talked about at lunch today. I still like number 3.
Opps: http://purgatorio1.blogspot.com/2005/11/you-might-be-emerging-if.html
this is quite clever... and in many ways, ridiculously close to par..
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